Huh, looks like Heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State.
I've got two of every animal, but only males. Don't want any hanky panky.
Oh, what the heck? You only live once. Give me a white wine spritzer!
Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.
Jesus doesn't need Twitter to spread his message, he uses leprosy and plagues.
I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
